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How the joke was born

The joke also known as an anecdote, or gag. It is short story aimed to amuse the reader or listener. Jokes are mostly based on ambiguity, but of course this dos not have to be the rule.

 

The joke should not miss elements of absurdity or paradox. Jokes are short text, made with a strong and strike punchline. It spreads mainly in the oral tradition that is usualy perfectly performed by comedians, but occur also in magazines.

 

You can purchase books of jokes in the bookshops. In the last years, however, jokes began to spread extensively through the internet.


Word „anecdote“

The word "anecdote" comes from Greek and means "what is not being published." By that name was initially marked only texts for various reasons were not disclosed. They were sometimes given only in oral form. The Procopios Record from the sixth century AD carried the name "An anecdote". This file contains secret stories from the life of the Emperor Justinian.

 

In the Renaissance joke obtained a great popularity, and gave the basis for creating the novel. Anecdotes also survived from ancient sermons where it served as a moral lesson.

 

Gradually, joke began to appear in the chronicles, but were also part of the flyers that have been enlivened with jokes. A typical genre in which the posts are based on fun, is called a satire.

 

Verbally spread story

Currently, jokes are short stories spread verbally and have a humorous basis. Their goal may ridicule a person, situation, era, race or opinion.

 

Jokes can be divided into many groups, as today there are jokes on doctors, political jokes, blonde jokes, jokes on the light bulbs, Jewish jokes as well as erotic. There are many jokes, just find the category you are interested in.

Jokes in the world today

A joke is a short story or ironic display of the situation, which has an amusing point that make the listener or reader laugh. Jokes are either expressions or statements, where acts sarcasm. They often have a double meaning.

 

There are also practical jokes, but in this case are not based on speech, but rather on a physical expression of a joke.

 

Jokes today represent a typical entertainment of friends and spectators. There are comedians who present jokes in their performances. The required response to the joke is a laugh, but sometimes it might not come. If laughter is not heard, usualy it means that the joke was poorly spoken or was performed unamusingly.

Human culture

Jokes have become an integral part of human culture since the year 1900 BC.

 

Anecdotes began to play a large role in many well known personalities. Relevant example is Sigmund Freud, who wrote a book about jokes and regarded joke as one of the possibilities how to express your opinion and feelings. Jaroslav Hasek also discovered a creative literary sense of anecdotal style.

 

Many peopleare expressing with jokes, by which they want to be identified and distinguish from others.

 

When an employee is using funny expressions, then he/she tries to get apart from the others or directly identifies his own work. Even managers are joking. The main rules to a good joke is timing, precision, synthesis, and especially rhythm. Precision must be achieved by every comedian. Its task is to select appropriate fresh words that will provide a response of laught.

 

There must be fun. If you want to laugh and enjoy some fun, visit some comedy show, where the jokes are not an shortage or try jokes section on PeopleLovePeople.

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.

"You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it."
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Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team, down below, is wooping it up and having a great time until one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs, and she decides to investigate.

When the brunette reaches the top, she finds the blonde team staring straight ahead at the road, frozen in fear, clutching the seats in frount of them with white knuckles.

"Whats going on up here?" asks the brunette. "We're having a great time downstairs!"
"Yeah," screams a terrified blonde, "but you've got a driver!"
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.

When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.

When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.

When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."
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A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by
causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: "Do you know where you were going?"

Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving."
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There are three people: a blonde named Stacy, a red-head named Mary, and a guy named Jack.

One day Mary says "I think we should rob a bank." And everyone agrees.

So the next week after much planning they all set it up. "Now remember me and Mary are going to circle around for two minures, got it?" Says Jack, "Okay." Says Stacy.

They drive away and two minutes pass and they come back. Stacy hasn't come out. 3 minutes pass, 4 minutes pass, 10 minutes pass, and after 11 minutes Stacy comes runing out with a safe that has been tied up and a guard with his pants down chasing after her. Stacy jumps in the car and they drive off.

Imidietly Mary says, "I told you to blow the safe and tie up the guard!!!"
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An unexpected humor

Joke depends on the unexpected humor, but some of them are taboo because they contain outrageous or immoral social element. Some jokes are trying to incite races against each other or are attacking religious belief, etc. Jokes thus are divided into categories. Political jokes have gained great popularity, often presented in the form of satire. Usually they are relate to politics and the head of state, but also can capture the humorous political situation, not only at home but abroad as well.

Caricatures

When a professional tells a joke, the show includes caricatured view of certain professions. They therefore appear to tell a joke with some gestures. In practice, mathematical and popular jokes set for people who understans mathematics. Some people would not think of it as a joke, and would not find it funny.

 

For example British jokes often begin with "An Scotsman an Irishman and an Englishman ...", which focus mainly on a lesser part of Great Britain namely Ireland or Scotland. Presenting in the joke their stupidity and stiffness in conversational English. Racially offensive humor is not accepted by society, but there are jokes that have elements of racism, but are accepted.

 

Among other categories of jokes are those related to a specific person like blondes or cops. Also available are jokes about pets or any objects. Offer of jokes is really rich.

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